Thursday, May 26, 2011

Innocence II

TOP 10 THINGS HEARD IN THE FIRST AND SECOND GRADES THIS WEEK:
“This is a good book!”
“You look like my grandpa with your glasses off.”
“We’re stuck with you all day, right?”
“Boys have muscles; that’s what we can’t hit girls.”
“Some women are stronger than men.”
“So, how do you like being my teacher?”
“By accident, Anthony got sand in my eyes. The nurse said that the more I blinked, the better my eyes could get.”
“I’m finding some good facts in this [shark] book.”
“My dad said that if I didn’t get all 10 spelling words right, I couldn’t have ice cream tonight—and I really wanted ice cream tonight.”
“Women, especially British, wear hats.” [on one difference between the sexes]

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