TOP 10 THINGS HEARD IN THE FIRST GRADE THIS WEEK:
“How much longer until lunch?” (asked at 9:20 A.M.)
“This book has a bad word” (The offending word was “shut up.”)
“Is this gold?” (referring to a shiny fleck in a rock found on the playground)
“Mr. K., Anthony said that Justin Bieber is stupid.”
“You look more like a teacher with your glasses on.”
“I’m going to invite Derek Jeter to my birthday party.”
“Guess what I had for breakfast?”
“How much do you weigh?” (asked of a heavyset substitute music teacher)
“The weatherman gets paid even when he’s wrong.”
“I forgot what I was going to say.” (said by several students after animatedly raising their hands)
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